George Dunea, MD BRITISH MEDICAL JOURNAL – VOLUME 325 – NOVEMBER 30, 2002 In the first year of my dictatorship I will ban sugar coated doughnuts, atonal music, phenylbutazone, and hospital public relations departments. With the ruthlessness of irrational dictators I will outlaw multivitamin pills, ties with horizontal stripes, malpractice lawyers, useless expensive drugs, and…