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His Royal Highness, The Intoxicated Non-Seat Belter

Who would have thought this journey Possible? Perchance it is fantasy? Ah yes, Subject My head didst smash Through yon windshield (I mock thine feeble attempt To snatch the keys to my trusty steed.) Remiss in wearing the kingly sash Across chest and waist I am strapped instead By sisters and barbers to This four-legged […]